Christ, Jace and Simon make a lot of jokes
- Luke: Jesus!
- Simon: No, it's just me. Although I'm told the resemblance is stunning.
- Clary: Jesus!
- Jace: I doubt he'd fit
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Skittles are good until around your 20th one when your teeth feel like they’re gonna fall out
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a TWeLVe YeaR oLD????? who is… listen to… MuSiC FRoM NiNETEES???? but they still be…. iN UTERUS? they… only could listen… tO UTERUS!!?!?!
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congratulations to wikipedia for choosing the worst photos of every actor for the sidebar picture
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hey i like your shoelaces
thanks i stole them from the president
wtf where are my dads shoelaces
I’m here
thank god you’re safe
they have me tied up
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Saying “my friend” is just much easier than saying “this person I follow on tumblr” so you’re all my friends whether you like it or not okay
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white lips
pale face
breathing in
the stench of all these mothafuckin white girls thinkin this songs about winter
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“Nobody says anything about that”
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“i dont feel well”
“thats because you stay up too late”
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i hate that guys think that every girl is an insecure wreck that feels bad about herself and stuff so theyre like “you’re beautiful” on signs and say shit like “every girl deserves to be called a princess” like we’re not a fucking charity that needs to be pitied all the time
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when im acting really sassy my mom tells me to “put a little less dressing on that attitude salad”
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